Buy Me Chickens Graphic Tee

The ultimate love language: poultry and paranoia. If your idea of romance includes a fresh flock and a healthy distrust of the powers that be, this tee was made for you. Printed on a super soft, unisex fit tee, it’s perfect for off-grid dreamers, backyard chicken wranglers, and anyone who knows that eggs are the real currency.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Made from buttery soft fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit that’s perfect for layering or wearing oversized
• Lightweight & breathable—great for tending the coop or dodging the deep state
• A design that speaks your truth

Get yourself a partner who understands what really matters: Buy the chickens. Question everything.